brother, this is called the mental extortion of rosehip from an intoxicated minor cretin who is also a scarce material for creating an unimaginably toxic liquid used for intravenous inhalation by schoolchildren and schoolgirls of the personified part of the city "Material" 

brother, this is called the Magnitoshakhtinsk electro-ignited storm taking place in the foamy area of the Moscow metro under a somewhat inappropriate name that will not be announced in this tutorial to create the best soup with the participation of Mikhail Gordon, who was invited to add a small note of dryness to the soup and also to participate in the show "let them fucking talk" on the eighth most popular TV channel in the Komi Republic also concurrently called "the fat district of Uzbekistan", it was in this area that the world-famous most popular soup was invented during the invention of which nearby stood the great leader and overseer Matvey Malakhov

brother, this is a restlessly private awarded cotton painting not intended for use by persons over 19 years old, as it is a property that is capable of overturning a purple bottle that will start a chain reaction, and suddenly 15 half-naked humanoids knocked on our apartment door charged with an insane amount of sexual energy hidden in their ear located on the lower part of the body, which has grown due to digesting the slightest fragments of a TV program that was on the most famous and popular TV channel in a restlessly private area of a Moscow-area nightclub filled with a gigantic number of representatives of different sexual minorities (Uzbeks, Kazakhs, androids and Daniil Terentyev) and so after the representatives of all these groups counted themselves up, Daniil Terentyev spontaneously combusted into the smallest pieces of plastic that will later be used to build the world's tallest speed bump (in russian "lying down policeman"), which in turn will be nominated for the award "the most spontaneous man in the history of all Russia" in the case of his victory, he will receive the ability to register cornucopias to all half-naked Kazakhs in need, and since he himself is a half-naked Kazakh, only he will receive the cornucopia, but in case of his loss he will be able to surrender himself to the state of the eastern Komi Republic for the further evacuation of all citizens from the presence of an impossibly high amount of radiation in the atmosphere from the presence of the self-elected asshole general V.Schpritzen living at the address that will be disclosed after this post reaches sixteen thumbs up

This piece was written taking into account the numerous requests of our young fans. It all started with the fact that Mr. Boombastic bomb fantastic thought about the origin of his name and that's why he/she/they/it decided to approach his only surviving parent in order to ask the fatal question "why do I have such a fucking insane name father?" asked little Mr. Boombastic bomb Fantastic, who legally could not be called Mr. since he was not married because of his young age and that is why Mr. is part of his name and not a title - his father explained to him, he explained in the third person because he legally was not allowed to look at his son and also talk to him because Mr. Boombastic bomb Fantastic was infected with several venereal diseases thanks to his loving father, who by the way was the honorary winner and owner of the award of the contest of the most physically attractive family members throughout the Caucasus, brother this is a moth that is not capable of mental activity, eating cartoon wide loonies suffering from Parkinson's disease and who needs to be looked after and looked into their self-eating trousers, but only for a little bit otherwise the trousers will become uncomfortable and they will run to their previous owner who managed to set the newest world record throughout the Russian Federation for the largest mileage on a single pair of trousers, I lost the thought that I wanted to express and for this very reason I have to tell about a slightly different event in which Lord Farquad from the cartoon "Shrek: Thieves" distributed on the Soyuzmultfilm TV channel by three barely dressed more or less naked Tajiks constantly yapping about their immeasurable trousers and also who are constantly yapping on such a financially unstable site as Odnoklassniki 2: Quiet Hour, which is incredibly popular among our beloved and unrealistically unstable men in uniform who are administrators of the cafe "Brutal Crazy Shit"